One day i was in china in beijing and i was playing on a playground. The playground is 60 million millimetres large. The playground is shiny and clean. It smells like P, i mean fresh water. You can hear a toy that sings abc and pukes out fresh water non stop.
I was playing on the playground for about 30 minutes when i saw something flying in the sky. I thought it was a then it came after me. IT was a MOSqUito! it tried to suck my blood but then i slapped it and it died. But then an army of MOSqUitoS came after me so i farted and they all flew away.
Then i continued playing on the playground again but lots of tarantulas was climbing up to the slide which is where i was, but since i have 987654321 IQ, i pooped on the floor and they all died. After i continued playing.
Fam iry i was going to go down the slide when i saw something shining! It was a four leaf ClOveR!! i picked it up and a doctor fell on his head and you know what he said. He said to become a doctorrrrrrrrrr. I said yes and i got to wish for something. It wasssssssssssssssss for a hooooooooommmmmmme wok.